June 2012
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
Reblog if today is your Unbirthday
theunfler:
Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to...
Reblog if you care.
Always.
If you don’t reblog, you have no heart. It wont kill you to have this on your tumblr.
Reblog if you love The Legend of Zelda
brookecandraw:
captainzadden:
floorgasm:
hey-listen:
ocarinaofhyrule:
zeldaddicted:
lexiloves-link-andsmosh:
The notes! HOLY FUCK!
OHMIGASH AT THE NOTES
Dude I already reblogged this but ok
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer
most-awkward-moments:
but there’s a small problem
Reblog if you aren't a homosexual, but you aren't...
"Don't Panic": PLEASE READ →
sonicmeplease:
Okay guys, I’ve seen tumblr do some amazing things, and while i know it’s usually for a worthier cause than for something as simple as my problem…But anyway. Here it is. I’m in college, and I have absolutely no money. My mom works in a cafeteria and doesn’t have a job for the…
